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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is your craziest college sex story?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

No, not a chance

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What do you think of Obito Uchiha?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Still no good

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

No go.

Should any books be banned from school libraries? Why is it important for students to read certain books in school?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...