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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 09:03

So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is your craziest college sex story?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
No, not a chance
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Cher’s Son Elijah Blue Allman Hospitalized After ‘Acting Erratically’ - Rolling Stone
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What do you think of Obito Uchiha?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good
Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...